As I struggled writing my initial mini-review of this film, at the same time, trying to convey what is to be said about director Robert Eggers upcoming film, “THE NORTHMAN”. The same way I’m struggling to put down in words here in my full review – to talk about this film as a whole.
So many are calling it so many things. With words floating about such as “masterpiece” it’s difficult to come out and say you don’t feel the same way as then there is wrath to face. Almost like the wrath brought down in the Hamlet-like version of a revenge story told here starring Alexander Skarsgård, Anna Taylor-Joy, Nicole Kidman, Bill Skarsgård, Willem Dafoe and yes, even Björk makes an appearance as a Seeress.
As it goes, Amleth (Alexander Skarsgård), is a Viking prince that as a young boy, saw his father King Aurvandil War-Raven (Ethan Hawke), murdered and his future crown taken, though he was able to escape before they could get their hands to murder him as well. Amleth then turns around and becomes one of the warriors fighting for the Vikings destroying village, possibly being one of the most berserkers of all the warriors in the group killing endlessly and mindlessly. Once he learns that his Uncle, Fjölnir the Brotherless (Claes Bang), i.e., the one who killed his father, he decides to leave and head off to make point of his childhood promise of “I will avenge you, Father. I will save you, Mother. I will kill you, Fjölnir.” This sends him to a new kingdom where he can come face to face with his Uncle to exact these words of revenge. Even though he is just a measly slave, he is patient in his ways, waiting for the right chance to make this happen, during this time meeting Olga of the Birch Forest (Anna Taylor-Joy), with whom he wants to make a life, but only once his revenge is enacted. Once there, Amleth is in for more than one surprise as while Fjolnir is still ruling over people, it is not the reign one would be expecting him to have. Queen Gudrun (Nicole Kidman), the mother of Amleth, with whom he thought was taken by force, might not be so upset after all. It’s a not a simple story to tell, watch or understand and it skips across years like the flight of the crow it presents in its myths.
The story told of Viking life in Iceland is not a light affair nor is it for the feint of heart. It’s a savage brutal affair full of mud, guts and one can guess glory at the end – if one can call what happens a victory, then by all means do. Raging full with a testosterone score-fest of blood, death and gore not seen since the days of Braveheart, the films fills the screen with toxic masculinity, myths, sorcery, rage, much to much grunting, and oddly, romance. While the film takes turns with itself, taking itself much too seriously at times, and at others the few spoken one liners are delivered so absurdly that the audience laughs, where it’s not meant to do so.
While one can see just by budget alone there was much thought and effort put into this, and some parts work better than others, but it never really comes together as a whole – most especially the last act which slogs it’s way through a sort of poetic refrain that just didn’t fit with the whole slash ‘n gore look of the beginning and the middle.
This movie is definitely an exercise, whether it’s a workout to watch for all whom aim to look like Alexander Skarsgård at the end will be a challenge for some as it was for me. That being said, I think many will attempt the feat and enjoy it much more than myself and how can one not be happy for that..
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Review screening: Friday, April 8, 2022 courtesy of Ginsberg/Libby PR
Focus Features ‘The Northman’ will be out in theaters Friday, April 22, 2022
11 thoughts on “REVIEW: “THE NORTHMAN” (2022) Focus Features”
I always believed critics’ opinions were divorced from those of the public. You think ‘the Northman’ is proof of that? Seems likely in my honest opinion…
No – I think each person – whether a critic or not – can decide whether they like a film based on watching it. Everyone gets an opinion. I saw this film 2 weeks ago when people were ranting and raving over it. I didn’t feel the same. It’s allowed to happen! 🙂
So right,Peggy. I’ve been there, on both sides. I rave about a film. They think I am nuts. They rave about a film. I don’t like it. They think I’m nuts!
2001: A Space Odyssey is a prime example. No matter how many times I’ve explained that film, raved about it . . . I get the ‘ol “you’re nuts” stare down. Oh, put the similar Silent Running on the list. Oh, the hate that gets: and how I love it.
There’s a few Micheal Medved “turkeys” (Barbarella, Beneath and Battle for Planet of the Apes, Billy Jack) that I love. I’ve defied Lenoard Matlin a a few times, as well.
With that said: I think you composed a fair, balanced review of a quality above most web-based reviewers. It gives me everything I need to go in — even though i am blinded by Willem Dafoe fandom!
ha! I was kinda blinded by Skarsgard’s abs.. hahahahaha but I get it! 😉
Hahaha! You’re permitted that diversion!
With that cast . . . how can you not want to watch this!
Heck, just give me Skaskard and Dafoe and I’m all in.
I did want to watch it – which is why I did. I just didn’t like it. It happens no matter who is in the cast. I don’t dislike any of the cast, I did however dislike the film.
Oh, I hear you, Peggy. As much as I love Dafoe, he’s done his share of clunkers. You ask, “Why did you take this?”
But yes. I agree. Sometimes, the cast — or just one actor — will suck you in. You like them, they’re fine in their respective role, but the movie around them isn’t happening.
Unconventional casting, pairings of actors you do not expect, have got my coin a few times — and I wish I didn’t give them my coin.
It’s always scary disliking a film everyone else is raving about, because you often second-guess yourself wondering if maybe you aren’t “getting it”. I know that’s how I often feel when this happens to me.
I’ll always take an honest review of a film somebody didn’t like than one stretching to agree with the populist movement.
I haven’t seen the film myself, but I am definitely looking forward to it.
Thank you. Even though I might not like it, I respect what is trying to be done and all the people that worked on it. 🙂